Diary of a Lazy Dachshund

                                           Sandy is very lazy. In fact, I think she has...
                                           Lazytosis. Yes, Lazytosis.

                                           Condition Red.

                                           Okay, so we take Sandy to the vet, and we find out
                                           that Sandy has gained 3 pounds since we last went.
                                           And we were like, "WHAT?"
                             We really tried to keep her on a diet.
                                            Honest.